im probably gonna get off tumblr for the rest of the day because i feel unsafe and shitty in general so goodbye everyone

man i was feeling better about all of this and now i feel like its august again what do it do

greeneggiwegs demanded: happy egg day


Fuck off….. Just kidding is was a yolk. Happy egg day. Fertilized eggs are the best don’t you think? My pet pizza thinks so. The last time I went to Mars my pet cat turned into a flying knife and almost killed me. Crazy huh? Don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re a bottle of salad dressing? Like wtf man. One time I looked in the mirror and thought it was someone else.

dont do that i thought i offended you with my egg omg

i cannot believe how shitty our only option of food is this evening i pay too much for this bullshit

greeneggiwegs demanded: happy egg


Awe! Happy egg to you, too! May your yolk remain unfertilized and in premium eating condition!

perfect response


Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

(Source: skeletim, via malfoythebouncingferret)