im probably gonna get off tumblr for the rest of the day because i feel unsafe and shitty in general so goodbye everyone
man i was feeling better about all of this and now i feel like its august again what do it do
Fuck off….. Just kidding is was a yolk. Happy egg day. Fertilized eggs are the best don’t you think? My pet pizza thinks so. The last time I went to Mars my pet cat turned into a flying knife and almost killed me. Crazy huh? Don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re a bottle of salad dressing? Like wtf man. One time I looked in the mirror and thought it was someone else.
dont do that i thought i offended you with my egg omg
i cannot believe how shitty our only option of food is this evening i pay too much for this bullshit
Awe! Happy egg to you, too! May your yolk remain unfertilized and in premium eating condition!